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Smokey Oakey 

The practice of vaping on your penis before intercourse.
"Hey Tom, I heard you gave Karen a Smokey Oakey last week!" said Phil.
Tom replied, "I love giving the girls a quick Smokey Oakey, Phil."
Smokey Oakey by banditnarrator March 9, 2018
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Okey Smokey McSkiddly Doo 

An adjective used to describe an awesome insurance program, such as Progressive's "name your own price."
Old man: "This is okey smokey mcskiddly doo!"

Flo: "That's great! I think..."
Okey Smokey McSkiddly Doo by CJOLL December 8, 2010

okey dokey smokey 

Okey: “The Approval” (of something)
Dokey: “The Acton” (alright {or fine} let’s do it)
Smokey: “The Person” (to whomever you’re talking to).

Okey Dokey Smokey is…
1.) Used to indicate that something is finished and that something else will now be done or discussed…
Okey Dokey Smokey, let’s move to the next item on the agenda.
2.) Give approval for (or of) something, on an agenda or consent

It’s said in an acceptable, tolerable, or satisfactory manner (informal)
It is often used (in a laid back manner) after a smart ass comment(s) of an individual asking for your approval of something.
Its used on the moment: If someone asks you,
Q: “Can I just sit down for a minute?”
A: “Okey Dokey Smokey...”

okey dokey smokey 

affirmative response
used in conjunction with spliff smoking
Q: Can I have a hit off that dube?
A: O-keyy D-okkey S-mokkeyyy
okey dokey smokey by BigDaddy11a October 9, 2003

okey dokey smokey 

Okey dokey is meant to convey approval but the addition of smokey adds a new connotation. It means, Ok, pothead (or anyone "smoking" something), got it, you're a stoner.
1st person: "I'm 100% sure that aliens have invaded everyone's mind" Other person: "Okey dokey smokey".

okey dokey smokey 

Man dude julies a okey dokey smokey person
okey dokey smokey by anonymous March 1, 2003

Okey dokey chicken smokey 

Derived from “okey dokey” in the 1930s. Commonly used by royalty in Northern Schottland.
Okey dokey chicken smokey, let’s go to the stables.
Okey dokey chicken smokey by Urlu January 19, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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