Smoker's Cough

A cough often produced by smokers, created by excess phlegm in the esophagus. The sound created is loud and harsh, and grabs the attention of nearby people.

Bob 1: I didn't know you smoked, Bob 2...

Bob 2: Yes. I'm trying to get a Smoker's Cough.

Bob 1: That's fucking ridiculous. Why?

Bob 2: Just because.

by Greggha June 19, 2008

Smoker's Cough

A sexual act whereby a woman performs oral sex on a man, retaining his semen in her mouth upon ejaculation. She then sticks her nose in another menstruating woman's vagina, proceeding to hock a loogie of menstrual blood and semen into her mouth.

Hey Ma! Sis is on 'er period! It's time for the bi-monthly smoker's cough!

by bicycle fish December 16, 2009

Smoker's Cough

After receiving oral sex, instead of ejaculating in a woman's mouth you ejaculate directly down her trachea. This would require a woman who had a tracheotomy, a surgery most common with those having complications due to smoking.

That girl couldn't keep her teeth off my cock so I pulled out, put it right in her neck, and gave her a smoker's cough.

by Boltesian September 8, 2013

Smokers Cough

A cough resembling a smoker coughing due to bad lungs.

*cough*....... *cough cough*

"Damn, son that's some bad smokers cough."
"Yeah i know."

by Patty cake. May 1, 2010

smoker's cough

a cough developed because of smoking

person a-*cough cough cough*
person b- i told you get off that stuff, that's that smoker's cough

by jessica January 27, 2004

Smokers cough

a cough after suckin a mean dick that produces a bad taste

Your chick is smokin your bone you blow your load in her trap and she proceeds to cough on the bad taste and paste.like a smokers cough after a haul on a cigarette.

by djd1 May 17, 2006

smoker's cough

Someone who smokes alot of pole. loves the cock

Guy1: {cough cough)
Guy2: "Smoker's cough? Too much pole?"

by Luce March 15, 2003