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Smoker's Cough 

A cough often produced by smokers, created by excess phlegm in the esophagus. The sound created is loud and harsh, and grabs the attention of nearby people.
Bob 1: I didn't know you smoked, Bob 2...

Bob 2: Yes. I'm trying to get a Smoker's Cough.

Bob 1: That's fucking ridiculous. Why?

Bob 2: Just because.
Smoker's Cough by Greggha June 19, 2008

Smoker's Cough 

A sexual act whereby a woman performs oral sex on a man, retaining his semen in her mouth upon ejaculation. She then sticks her nose in another menstruating woman's vagina, proceeding to hock a loogie of menstrual blood and semen into her mouth.
Hey Ma! Sis is on 'er period! It's time for the bi-monthly smoker's cough!
Smoker's Cough by bicycle fish December 16, 2009

Smoker's Cough 

After receiving oral sex, instead of ejaculating in a woman's mouth you ejaculate directly down her trachea. This would require a woman who had a tracheotomy, a surgery most common with those having complications due to smoking.
That girl couldn't keep her teeth off my cock so I pulled out, put it right in her neck, and gave her a smoker's cough.
Smoker's Cough by Boltesian September 8, 2013

smoker's cough 

Someone who smokes alot of pole. loves the cock
Guy1: {cough cough)
Guy2: "Smoker's cough? Too much pole?"
smoker's cough by Luce March 15, 2003

Smokers Cough

A cough resembling a smoker coughing due to bad lungs.
*cough*....... *cough cough*

"Damn, son that's some bad smokers cough."
"Yeah i know."
Smokers Cough by Patty cake. May 1, 2010

Smokers cough

a cough after suckin a mean dick that produces a bad taste
Your chick is smokin your bone you blow your load in her trap and she proceeds to cough on the bad taste and paste.like a smokers cough after a haul on a cigarette.
Smokers cough by djd1 May 17, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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