someone who excessively smokes tobacco , weed , opium or any other substance that can be smoked . A true smokeaholic ,if in desperate need, will usually pick up a previously , half smoked cigarette ( commonly referred to as a short ) off the ground and smoke it, regardless of the cigarettes apperance or possible diseases you could recieve from doing so. Most Smokeaholic's smell like ashtraysand are not limited to smoking all of the following; cigarettes , cloves , blunts , crack , cigaweed, and other various plant leaves if attempting to survive.

" Man , my dad is a smokeaholic , he will smoke anything! "

" Damn , girl . You are smoking all the damn time! Your'e a fucking smokeaholic."

" Damn man! You are always high ! Freakin smokeaholic!"

smokeaholic by mrknowitallagain March 13, 2009

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smokeaholic

an individual who loves smokeahol

I always have weed, I'm a smokeaholic!

smokeaholic by Girl Blunts October 21, 2025

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shoeaholic

a condition in which an individual owns more than 60 pairs of shoes

Hi, my name is Ross, and I'm a shoeaholic.

shoeaholic by wisnk0816 May 25, 2011

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Shoeaholic

Noun: One who covets shoes and who owns more than they can wear in.... ever.

Jenn is a shoeaholic. That bitch wore a new pair again!

"These shoes are $400. Let's get 'em!"

Shoeaholic by Shoe Whore December 29, 2009

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Shakeaholic

The best source of milkshake in the entire universe!! Over 175 different flavours = heaven.

Hey, are you going to shakeaholic?

Yeah, I'm gonna get a Mars Bar & Oreo one!

Shakeaholic by Shakeaholic-aholic. October 13, 2008

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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