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Smiths Hill High School 

A co-ed selective school located in North Wollongong. It seems rich but is actually really povvo. It is considered a nerd school but 70% are amazing at sports and music, and stepping into Smiths Hill honestly feels like you’re going back to the 90s most of the time. Due to the coastal location there is a lot of surf influences. The school canteen sells lots of amazing food such as meat pies and chocolate milk. Overall, SHHS is a terrific school.
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Smith's Hill High School 

A selective co-ed school in NSW, Australia. Filled to the brim with dorks, pansies and women's blouses. For the smart minority of Wollongong. Also known to be home to 90% of the region's hipster population. Those alternative bastards.
Oh, he goes to Smith's Hill High School? LET'S GET HIM!

Smith's Hill High School 

An academically selective co-ed school replete with smarties, slayage, and students that incessantly exclaim the words "among us" and "sus" on the daily. You can feel the aura of student anxiety as soon as you enter the threshold, largely attributed to the assessments and the fact that these dorks' life support is academic validation. Nonetheless, and despite the two rival factions of the "popular kids" and the "geeky nerds" that are always three steps away from breaking out in a high-school-musical-esque dance battle, the cohorts are fairly harmonious. Unless, of course, without concord between the groups, there will be discord...
Why is that kid having an existential crisis? Nevermind, I see he's from Smith's Hill High School.

Smith's Hill High School 

A selective school in Wollongong NSW Australia. This school is filled with some of the smartest people you will ever meet. A lot of people in the surrounding schools get jealous of the students and leave bad reviews of the school. Smith's Hill students can sometimes be considered nerdy but in a good way.
Imagine not going to Smith's Hill High School!
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026