Smettered
Smettered by PookieBear420 March 17, 2021
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sheltered child
a child who is overly protected from the outside world, impacting their judgmental, social, and economic skills. this usually happens because of a parent, guardian, or adult figure in the child's life.
child: i can't go out tonight, my parents won't let me because it's too dangerous.
friend: dude it's not dangerous it's literally a block away from here. you're such a sheltered child.
friend: dude it's not dangerous it's literally a block away from here. you're such a sheltered child.
sheltered child by okjada July 9, 2021
shattered the glass
A moment of realisation that changes your perception on something.
When you realise a friend has an annoying habit and then that's all you notice about the person and it kind of ruins them.
When you realise a friend has an annoying habit and then that's all you notice about the person and it kind of ruins them.
I thought Jackson was cool until I realised all he talks about is golf and it's just completely shattered the glass
shattered the glass by dontmesswithlawyers June 8, 2017
Shattered Mast
N. When a girl who is riding slips off and crashes down on the mans erect penis, shattering his "mast" like the tentacle of the mighty kraken
Shattered Mast by Mundungus Waferbop July 25, 2016
scattered smothered and covered
Slang for a way of ordering hashbrowns at The Waffle House diners. Scattered smothered and covered means that the hashbrowns are scattered on the grill, smothered with diced onions, and covered with melted cheese.
After a long night of drinking, you have to head down to The Waffle House at 3am and get em scattered smothered and covered.
scattered smothered and covered by poontang October 16, 2006
shattered penis
shattered penis by cobbnobbler December 28, 2009