A maneuver that typically involves two guys in a fight in a bathroom, the larger individual will pick up the smaller, unknowingly walk backwards into the victim behind them, and smash the victim’s head into the bathroom wall with all of the force they possibly can exert.
mom: why do you look like you just got out of a fight?
son: i got smashman sandwiched, im having a WONDERFUL DAY I FUCKING LOVE SCHOOL.
Smeshbang - Act of smashing into a door using your own body, someone else or an object, can be used in other ways like smeshbanged and smeshbanging, can be accidental but mostly intentional for the purpose of entertainment
Origin - “Smesh” for the action and “Bang” for the noise
Nikolas: Icl last night was mad
Alex: Yea when we smeshbanged that guysdoor and darted off
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.