A maneuver that typically involves two guys in a fight in a bathroom, the larger individual will pick up the smaller, unknowingly walk backwards into the victim behind them, and smash the victim’s head into the bathroom wall with all of the force they possibly can exert.
mom: why do you look like you just got out of a fight?
son: i got smashman sandwiched, im having a WONDERFUL DAY I FUCKING LOVE SCHOOL.
Smeshbang - Act of smashing into a door using your own body, someone else or an object, can be used in other ways like smeshbanged and smeshbanging, can be accidental but mostly intentional for the purpose of entertainment
Origin - “Smesh” for the action and “Bang” for the noise
Nikolas: Icl last night was mad
Alex: Yea when we smeshbanged that guys door and darted off
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.