A maneuver that typically involves two guys in a fight in a bathroom, the larger individual will pick up the smaller, unknowingly walk backwards into the victim behind them, and smash the victim’s head into the bathroom wall with all of the force they possibly can exert.
mom: why do you look like you just got out of a fight?
son: i got smashman sandwiched, im having a WONDERFUL DAY I FUCKING LOVE SCHOOL.
Smeshbang - Act of smashing into a door using your own body, someone else or an object, can be used in other ways like smeshbanged and smeshbanging, can be accidental but mostly intentional for the purpose of entertainment
Origin - “Smesh” for the action and “Bang” for the noise
Nikolas: Icl last night was mad
Alex: Yea when we smeshbanged that guys door and darted off
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.