Smellaphic

Similar to a photographic memory but with smells. When you can recall exactly what something smelled like in that moment

“I need your smellaphic memory!”

“Sure… It was 1987 and-“

by Kass Ann September 8, 2023

smellaphone

A little-known device invented to allow two people to communicate across large distances that could collect and transmit audial and olfactory information. Despite the inventor's enthusiasm, this never caught on, and only a few small phone companies in the midwest provide transmission of the smella-signal.

The commercial went something like this:
Smellaphone! Smellaphone!
For only fifty dollas, you could have your own.
Smellaphone! Smellaphone!
It would be like one great big smelly ice cream cone.

by Stebo November 18, 2004

smelladdict

A person who likes to rub parts of the body with the index finger, to then smell it

Cameltoe to nose....smelladdict

by dkeros June 13, 2005

smellaphone

When you pick up a telephone to find that a previous user has left a nauseating odor on it, such as Avon perfume or burrito breath.

Don't answer that smellaphone, or you'll regret it.

by Monkdunker August 28, 2003

Smellavicious

A jaw dropping assault on your olfactory sense when enter the men's room on the turnpike, cheap bar or Mexican restaurant, often resulting in bringing tears to your eyes and taxes your ability to hold your breath. A seemingly unnatural smell that cannot be disguised with perfumes, flowery sprays and industrial strength deodorants and has a half life similar to Plutonium (Pu). The everyday manifestation of what Carl Jung was really referring to in man's inhumanity to man.

Upon entering the port-o-potty in the stadium parking lot, the carnage there was so smellavicious, I wanted to cut off my nose and hide it in a pile of corned beef and and cabbage for some fresh air.

by The Most Uninteresting Man July 13, 2012