1. Dick Cheese
2. The Smelly cheesy curds that hides in the foreskin of a man who has not showered or is uncircumsized .
2. The Smelly cheesy curds that hides in the foreskin of a man who has not showered or is uncircumsized .
girl: I hate the way bellybutton Jam Smells like
guy: Just be glad you don't have to deal with smegma Cheese in your dick.
guy: Just be glad you don't have to deal with smegma Cheese in your dick.
by Diculator November 2, 2009
Get the Smegma Cheesemug. by dum bo June 6, 2020
Get the SMEGMA COCK CHEESEmug. A sandwich made by putting smegma in a womans ass, letting it ferment for 1 week, and extracting it. Then, take earwax and mix it with the smegma, and ejaculate on the mixture. Served on wonder bread for the best taste.
Guy: I'm down to eat a smegma cheese sandwich with you.
Guy 2: Man what the fuck? Dont talk to me again!
Guy 2: Man what the fuck? Dont talk to me again!
by Shakespeare dihh August 6, 2025
Get the Smegma Cheese Sandwichmug.