Pasty smashing is the art of banging some pussy. The term has originated from Newquay in Cornwall, England as this is the place where the pasty is a favourite dish and lots of pasty smashing is undertaken by tourists
Bloody hell Arthur... I Could hear you PastySmashing a mile away last night. You kept the whole camp-site awake! Fair play!
A metaphorical term to describe a lesbian. Imagery of the famous cornish pasty is used to replicate the act of scissoring in which a females pasty-like vagina is 'smashed' against another's. Hence Pasty smashing.
Girl 1: "Fancy going out tonight?"
Girl 2: "Nah babes, I fancy staying in tonight and pasty smashing!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.