Smashing Pasty 

The more favourable term for the art of sexual intercourse
see also Pasty

I was smashing pasty last nite, ther was crumbs everywhere!!!

Smashing Pasty by Kevin Marshall September 7, 2006

Pasty Smashing

Pasty smashing is the art of banging some pussy. The term has originated from Newquay in Cornwall, England as this is the place where the pasty is a favourite dish and lots of pasty smashing is undertaken by tourists

Bloody hell Arthur... I Could hear you Pasty Smashing a mile away last night. You kept the whole camp-site awake! Fair play!

Pasty Smashing by newquay08 October 20, 2008

Pasty smashing

A metaphorical term to describe a lesbian. Imagery of the famous cornish pasty is used to replicate the act of scissoring in which a females pasty-like vagina is 'smashed' against another's. Hence Pasty smashing.

Girl 1: "Fancy going out tonight?"
Girl 2: "Nah babes, I fancy staying in tonight and pasty smashing!"

Pasty smashing by DirtyPea May 15, 2012

smashing her pasty 

to ruin her cornish pasty

Shaun:yo amelia what you eating

amelia: a cornish pasty

shaun grabs it and eats it

Richard: you have just been smashing her pasty

smashing her pasty by Ro$$helle October 18, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022