Updating your facebook status while sitting on the toilet versus reading a magazine or a newspaper is smartphoning.
by Shabdarider August 22, 2012
A cellphone(usually flat and with a touchscreen) which is basically a small, less powerful computer that can fit in your pocket. Used for things like the Internet and for work but also for entertainment in apps such as "Angry Birds" or "Candy Crush"
Jake: Where were you yesterday?
Jack:Uhhh...the gym
Yesterday...
*on smartphone*DAMN YOU GREEN PIGS!
Jack:Uhhh...the gym
Yesterday...
*on smartphone*DAMN YOU GREEN PIGS!
by Controlfreak October 26, 2014
The latest "must-have" gadget in the infinitely expanding world of pointless, over-priced gadgets. It has been scientifically proven that simply owning a Smartphone will improve your quality of life by 300%. Failure to purchase a Smartphone may result in the development of a condition known as "Having a mind of your own."
As of yet, the only recorded treatment for this condition is a regular, strong dosage of media bullshit.
As of yet, the only recorded treatment for this condition is a regular, strong dosage of media bullshit.
Media: "Buy this new Smartphone and a whole new world of possibilities will open up to you!"
Mainstream Sucker: "OMG. I just gotta have that. Now I can update my Facebook status anywhere!"
OR
Pretentious Fucker: *In A Nightclub* "Hey, my Smartphone is dead. Can I borrow yours to update my Facebook on how much fun I'm having?"
Smartperson: "No. I don't have a Smartphone. I have a D500..."
Pretentious Fucker: *Leaves Nightclub And Is Consequently Stabbed And Smartphone Stolen*
Mainstream Sucker: "OMG. I just gotta have that. Now I can update my Facebook status anywhere!"
OR
Pretentious Fucker: *In A Nightclub* "Hey, my Smartphone is dead. Can I borrow yours to update my Facebook on how much fun I'm having?"
Smartperson: "No. I don't have a Smartphone. I have a D500..."
Pretentious Fucker: *Leaves Nightclub And Is Consequently Stabbed And Smartphone Stolen*
by Fender137 June 2, 2011
Those useless devices that many people at your school have. Chances are, you probably have one too. There are people without such devices, like the one who wrote the definition. People that own a cell phone often look down at it and just scroll and scroll and scroll. They rarely have real conversation. That, my friend, is called a smartphone zombie.
Person with smartphone: Why don't you have a phone?
Phoneless person with sane mind: I don't want to be looking down at it constantly like a zombie. That's why.
Phoneless person with sane mind: I don't want to be looking down at it constantly like a zombie. That's why.
by Definition4975 March 7, 2019
Do you know what caused the accident on the interstate?
Yeah, the news said it was some moron driver using his smartphone.
Yeah, the news said it was some moron driver using his smartphone.
by plasmax April 29, 2014
by deice May 28, 2003
A pocketable PC with internal memory, large screen, keyboard, file storage and runs on 3G CDMA or EDGE Networks. Smartphone are capable of using email clients such as exchange.
by Matt Sunn April 30, 2010