Snarff

To propel a liquid substance from one's nose as a direct result of laughing while consuming said liquid (most commonly, but not necessarily milk)

"So Trent gave me a floppy noodle last night. I totally snarffed his jizz all over my nice pink dress."

Snarff by Jizzman88 July 30, 2009

Snarff

Moron

What a snarff

Snarff by Basketballislife21 April 15, 2015

Snarff

When u sit in the bathtub, fart and snap at the bubbles with ur mouth

My buddy dan loves to snarff

Snarff by axlfreakingrose June 24, 2017

Snarff

A person who goes around sniffing women’s bicycle seats.

Awww nasty look at the snarff!

Snarff by Big Snitch November 10, 2020

Snarff

The act of smelling the seat of a bike after someone has ridden on it.

"Hey man, why don't you go snarff her bike bro?"

Snarff by Nick Kolson Jr February 26, 2024

Snarff Gobbler 

This is the act of FARTING in the bathtub and bitting the bubbles

Trish: "what the hell are you doing?"
Kevin: "What I'm a Snarff Gobbler"
Trish: "WTF is wrong with you?"
Kevin: "I'm bitting the bubbles before they hit the surface."
Trish: "you are a sick bastard"
Kevin: Thanks I love you

Snarff Gobbler by Bobby da Bone February 27, 2009

snarfenrugie 

A word made up by our amazing music teacher, which refers to someone who purposely fails a school assignment or test for the fun of it.

Don't be a snarfenrugie!

snarfenrugie by dr. therapist January 12, 2020