Snarff

To propel a liquid substance from one's nose as a direct result of laughing while consuming said liquid (most commonly, but not necessarily milk)

"So Trent gave me a floppy noodle last night. I totally snarffed his jizz all over my nice pink dress."

by Jizzman88 July 30, 2009

Snarff Gobbler

This is the act of FARTING in the bathtub and bitting the bubbles

Trish: "what the hell are you doing?"
Kevin: "What I'm a Snarff Gobbler"
Trish: "WTF is wrong with you?"
Kevin: "I'm bitting the bubbles before they hit the surface."
Trish: "you are a sick bastard"
Kevin: Thanks I love you

by Bobby da Bone February 27, 2009

Snarff

The act of smelling the seat of a bike after someone has ridden on it.

"Hey man, why don't you go snarff her bike bro?"

by Nick Kolson Jr February 26, 2024

Snarff

When u sit in the bathtub, fart and snap at the bubbles with ur mouth

My buddy dan loves to snarff

by axlfreakingrose June 24, 2017

Snarff

Moron

What a snarff

by Basketballislife21 April 15, 2015

Snarff

A person who goes around sniffing women’s bicycle seats.

Awww nasty look at the snarff!

by Big Snitch November 10, 2020