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To propel a liquid substance from one's nose as a direct result of laughing while consuming said liquid (most commonly, but not necessarily milk)
"So Trent gave me a floppy noodle last night. I totally snarffed his jizz all over my nice pink dress."
Snarff by Jizzman88 July 30, 2009
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What a snarff
Snarff by Basketballislife21 April 15, 2015
When u sit in the bathtub, fart and snap at the bubbles with ur mouth
My buddy dan loves to snarff
Snarff by axlfreakingrose June 24, 2017
A person who goes around sniffing women’s bicycle seats.
Awww nasty look at the snarff!
Snarff by Big Snitch November 10, 2020
The act of smelling the seat of a bike after someone has ridden on it.
"Hey man, why don't you go snarff her bike bro?"
Snarff by Nick Kolson Jr February 26, 2024

Snarff Gobbler 

This is the act of FARTING in the bathtub and bitting the bubbles
Trish: "what the hell are you doing?"
Kevin: "What I'm a Snarff Gobbler"
Trish: "WTF is wrong with you?"
Kevin: "I'm bitting the bubbles before they hit the surface."
Trish: "you are a sick bastard"
Kevin: Thanks I love you
Snarff Gobbler by Bobby da Bone February 27, 2009

snarfenrugie 

A word made up by our amazing music teacher, which refers to someone who purposely fails a school assignment or test for the fun of it.
Don't be a snarfenrugie!
snarfenrugie by dr. therapist January 12, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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