small peen
small peen by HZNAZZY May 3, 2019
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Small peen vibes
The evolved brother of big dick energy. Doesn’t penetrate and hurt you, it sort of wafts over you. Describes a person confident in his big dick who doesn’t need to externally express it.
Small peen vibes by Aknee September 10, 2019
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CEO of small peen
The absolute sexiest and most powerful man alive. His penis is very small and now even visible. It is said that he can make anything happen with just the flick of his dick(which is an innie).
CEO of small peen by Nelson Mandela May 6, 2020
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Smallpenisary
General petty and wholly unnecessary one-upmanship.
The term is derived from the fact that partakers in such tomfoolery are usually trying to compensate for the fact that they have very small peni.
The term is derived from the fact that partakers in such tomfoolery are usually trying to compensate for the fact that they have very small peni.
Situations where people could be accused of indulging in smallpenisary:
Louis: Right, I'm going to set my alarm for ten past eight. What time are you getting up, Tim?
Tim: Hmm, I think I'll set my alarm for, let's see, 8:09.
Ian: Oh, what lovely mashed potatoes! And just the right amount, too! Louis, are you not going to finish yours? Can't you manage them?
*Louis is stuffed and looks sick*
Ian: Well, I think I've just got room for some fruit! I'll have a satsuma.
Louis: Well in that case, I'll have a bag of satsumas.
*Louis proceeds to "down" a good ten satsumas*
Louis: Right, I'm going to set my alarm for ten past eight. What time are you getting up, Tim?
Tim: Hmm, I think I'll set my alarm for, let's see, 8:09.
Ian: Oh, what lovely mashed potatoes! And just the right amount, too! Louis, are you not going to finish yours? Can't you manage them?
*Louis is stuffed and looks sick*
Ian: Well, I think I've just got room for some fruit! I'll have a satsuma.
Louis: Well in that case, I'll have a bag of satsumas.
*Louis proceeds to "down" a good ten satsumas*
Smallpenisary by The T Meister October 28, 2005
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