How come you all get a massive steak and I've been left with the peenar one just because I was five minutes late.
by thegriceisrightandyouknowsit June 30, 2011
by Lennart peenar man January 04, 2025
A peenar is smelly sausage between your legs.
They usually come on males, but nowadays, who knows.
Peenars can gets soft, hards, and wet.
They usually come on males, but nowadays, who knows.
Peenars can gets soft, hards, and wet.
Me:I reached under the covers to scratch my peenar in the dark, but then i felts something unusually hairys. Turns out, i was scratchings evil ballsack of... the creature.
The creature: I will eats your peenar now.
Me: Noooooo!
Peenar(s)
The creature: I will eats your peenar now.
Me: Noooooo!
Peenar(s)
by PeenarExplosionChamber January 20, 2025
by Clinical Fuckup February 28, 2021