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Slutpost 

A person of the female gender, usually to be found driving a Pontiac Sunfire.

Slutposts are generally at home when in the back of the sunfire with a random person, or in the company of a married man who is at least 10 years older than the said Slutpost.
Amber is a slutpost.
Slutpost by FSG November 19, 2003
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slutpaste 

someone who is so slutty, that their image has stuck to them like a paste. it is an image that can never be changed, despite ones best efforts.
"Tiffany is such a slutpaste!! Her rep is ruined after she hooked up with half of the underwater basket weaving team."
slutpaste by not jessica and kim February 7, 2009

Slutpastry 

A female of questionable morals. One whom is so promiscuous, she is shared more than a pastry.
That slutpastry has been passed around more than a birthday cake.
Slutpastry by Toxic Syndrome June 17, 2012

Slotposting 

A video, usually depicted in lower quality, of a person WINNING BIG on any form of gambling. Typically paired with loud casino-esque audio, and images depicting large sums of cash.
person:"please stop slotposting, it is not healthy"
person 2:"I love slotposting"
Slotposting by JohnathanBollocks672 October 31, 2023
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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