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slutpaste

someone who is so slutty, that their image has stuck to them like a paste. it is an image that can never be changed, despite ones best efforts.
"Tiffany is such a slutpaste!! Her rep is ruined after she hooked up with half of the underwater basket weaving team."
by not jessica and kim February 7, 2009
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slutfast

The meal between supper and breakfast. This meal is consumed most commonly after bar-closing but before sunrise. Portmanteau of slut and breakfast. Notable as the meal with the highest number of sluts per capita.
Joe: Would you like to eat some breakfast?
Rob: No, thank you. I had a burrito for slutfast after the bars closed.
Joe: Yes, indeed.
by shoehorn314 October 20, 2010
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slutastic

Describes anything or anyone with 'slut-like' qualities.
"Who cares if she's hot, as long as she's slutastic!"

"I had a slutastic time in Vegas"
by Memento February 4, 2007
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slutcase

A person who is a cross between a slut and a nutcase.
"Ugh - watch out for that Lisa, she's a total slutcase."
by shelley7 August 22, 2006
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slutpatty

Slutpatty is used to describe canadian sluts who sit on their patty and watch hockey instead of calling with their best friends. Most of them are inhumanly short and resemble that of gnomes. Due to this, they may also be referred as ‘slutpatty anklebiters.’
Sofia: Yoo, you heard about McKenna? She refused to call her friend Celeste cause she was watching Hockey.
Lauren: Yeah man. What a slutpatty.
by hotscorpiobitch March 26, 2022
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slutmate

Taken from soulmate, word used between best friends who thirst over celebrities or other people they like. They understand each other so much to the point of explaining themselves what'd they do to said celebs/people and be extremely sexual (they'd become horny, mention their fantasies, and so on) without end up having anything sexual with each other.
drea: fuck, did you see when JK posted that video of him working out
saya: i... i dont think i want to watch it.. im scared
drea: *sends vid*
saya: WHY ARE YOU SENDING ME THE VIDEO
drea: BECAUSE YOU'RE MY SLUTMATE AND IF I SUFFER, YOU SUFFER TOO
saya: ;---;
by cockmin September 25, 2019
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Shitpaste

Feces that exits the Anus in a pasty form.
I ate 2 pounds of ramen noodles and eggs, then I shitpasted all over my pants. Shitpaste often occurs after a night of hardcore drinking.
by Poop Nasty November 12, 2009
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