1. (noun) A person (generally a girl), who will do any slut-like act they are told to. They're called a slut puppet because of the way that you can completely control any sexual thing about them. Be wary of what you say around them.
1.
Jeff: Man, did you meet Kara yet?
Joe: Yeah, I told her she could suck my balls and she literally did.
Jeff: I know, she'll do anything you tell her! She's such a slut puppet!
2.
Jeff: Do you listen to The Slut Puppets?
Joe: Yeah, dude, they rock!
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.