Slut Truck 

A slut truck is a group of skank ass ho's that travel from bar to bar claiming beswaggered men as victims. The poor bastards that hook up with one of them are socially ruined for a good six months at least. They are easy to spot since they tend to possess a whordorable fashion sense. Due to a high sense of whorality they are good at capturing a man who normally is too sober to touch them. The group generally has several different key members. There's always the swamp donk which should be avoided at all costs. She is the one who goes from guy to guy until she finds one too drunk to push her off. She will generally attack him with her swamp crotch right then and there, victimizing her prey with social ruin on the spot. She should be avoided at all costs. In some situations, suicide is the best recommended way of avoiding the embarrassment of hooking up with her. Merely touching the swamp donk is a serious sex accident in itself. If you do hook up with one, it is recommended that you titty fuck her (and take pictures) Titty fucking distracts her so you can avoid her swampy taint.

Should you lose a bet with your friends, and have to hook up with a member of a slut truck. It is recommended that you go for the slut ass bitch whore. She is the alpha bitch of the group. She is usually cleaner than the other girls for lack of ability to close the deal. The upside of this is that she cherishes ANY experience with a man. You can give her a Cleveland steamer with reverse teabag, then a donkey punch, and she won't mind, and you aren't going to feel bad.

"Man...poor Steve got hit by a slut truck last night"
"Oh shit!..is he okay?"
"No man...he's really fucked up, no woman in this town will touch him for a good year or so. He's gonna get to know his hands quite well."
"Well shit man...I don't want to be seen around him anymore"
"Yeah...me neither...I already deleted his number"

Slut Truck by sgscribe October 26, 2008

Slut truck 

A slut truck is exactly what it sound like. It is a truck full of sluts.

All I want to do is chill inside a Slut truck.

Slut truck by Yungsippzz August 19, 2025

truck slut

a girl who will fuck a guy because they have a nice truck

what a truck slut. she only slept with him because he has a lifted f-150

truck slut by ;lahg August 12, 2005

Truck Slut

A girl who will fuck any guy with her opinion of a nice truck. Keep in mind she don't know jack shit about trucks. All she knows is what the back seat looks like.

Guy Friend: Have you seen this Dixie Dime chick?

Me: Yeah, man. She ain't nothin' but a little truck slut.

Truck Slut by cowgirlupCA February 23, 2015

Truck Slut

Girl who will fuck a guy because they have a nice truck. Usually blonde with big boobs.

Example of a Truck Slut: @pbsouth_ on Instagram

Truck Slut by Heyeund September 12, 2016

[Truck Slut] 

Some hoe that will fuck you because you have a big truck. She doesnt care if the man she is fucking is another chicks boyfriend. They usually fuck in the truck, it turns her on.

"Look at that ugly truck slut, with that hott guy."
"Yea, I heard she was only fucking him cause he had a lifted f-350."

[Truck Slut] by :JAJA: January 28, 2009

truck slut

If a girl thinks rolling coal is hot, poses with any lifted truck, or gets upset when she sees a hot truck pull up and there's a girl in the passenger seat, she is a truck slut

Gosh! Maddi is such a truck slut!

truck slut by truckslut101 May 21, 2016