A slut truck is a group of skank ass ho's that travel from bar to bar claiming beswaggered men as victims. The poor bastards that hook up with one of them are socially ruined for a good six months at least. They are easy to spot since they tend to possess a whordorable fashion sense. Due to a high sense of whorality they are good at capturing a man who normally is too sober to touch them. The group generally has several different key members. There's always the swamp donk which should be avoided at all costs. She is the one who goes from guy to guy until she finds one too drunk to push her off. She will generally attack him with her swamp crotch right then and there, victimizing her prey with social ruin on the spot. She should be avoided at all costs. In some situations, suicide is the best recommended way of avoiding the embarrassment of hooking up with her. Merely touching the swamp donk is a serious sex accident in itself. If you do hook up with one, it is recommended that you titty fuck her (and take pictures) Titty fucking distracts her so you can avoid her swampy taint.
Should you lose a bet with your friends, and have to hook up with a member of a slut truck. It is recommended that you go for the slut ass bitch whore. She is the alpha bitch of the group. She is usually cleaner than the other girls for lack of ability to close the deal. The upside of this is that she cherishes ANY experience with a man. You can give her a Cleveland steamer with reverse teabag, then a donkey punch, and she won't mind, and you aren't going to feel bad.
Should you lose a bet with your friends, and have to hook up with a member of a slut truck. It is recommended that you go for the slut ass bitch whore. She is the alpha bitch of the group. She is usually cleaner than the other girls for lack of ability to close the deal. The upside of this is that she cherishes ANY experience with a man. You can give her a Cleveland steamer with reverse teabag, then a donkey punch, and she won't mind, and you aren't going to feel bad.
"Man...poor Steve got hit by a slut truck last night"
"Oh shit!..is he okay?"
"No man...he's really fucked up, no woman in this town will touch him for a good year or so. He's gonna get to know his hands quite well."
"Well shit man...I don't want to be seen around him anymore"
"Yeah...me neither...I already deleted his number"
"Oh shit!..is he okay?"
"No man...he's really fucked up, no woman in this town will touch him for a good year or so. He's gonna get to know his hands quite well."
"Well shit man...I don't want to be seen around him anymore"
"Yeah...me neither...I already deleted his number"
by sgscribe September 10, 2008
by ;lahg July 21, 2005
A girl who will fuck any guy with her opinion of a nice truck. Keep in mind she don't know jack shit about trucks. All she knows is what the back seat looks like.
Guy Friend: Have you seen this Dixie Dime chick?
Me: Yeah, man. She ain't nothin' but a little truck slut.
Me: Yeah, man. She ain't nothin' but a little truck slut.
by cowgirlupCA February 23, 2015
by Heyeund February 16, 2016
Some hoe that will fuck you because you have a big truck. She doesnt care if the man she is fucking is another chicks boyfriend. They usually fuck in the truck, it turns her on.
"Look at that ugly truck slut, with that hott guy."
"Yea, I heard she was only fucking him cause he had a lifted f-350."
"Yea, I heard she was only fucking him cause he had a lifted f-350."
by :JAJA: January 28, 2009
If a girl thinks rolling coal is hot, poses with any lifted truck, or gets upset when she sees a hot truck pull up and there's a girl in the passenger seat, she is a truck slut
by truckslut101 May 21, 2016
A female who wears short shorts and cowboy boots, and will blow/fuck anyone with a lifted truck. Can often be found at Truck Meets or posing on InstaGram in her Bikini/Bra and Panties claiming to be a "model". Claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack. The more followers you have on Social Media, the more likely you are to come across one.
by ThatOneDudeJT June 23, 2016