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A sloth-like lazy person with a dibilitating disease known simply as Slurrsonitis. There is no known cure for Slurrsonitis and it is contagious.
Oh man I can't go to class the Slurrsonitis is really kicking in today....

Chelsea wont get up off the futon, she's really being a slurrson.
by SlurrsonitisSufferer February 05, 2009
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