When a flaccid penis is peeking out from the top of a pair of pants. The “slurpy” is essentially the other person making a slurpy sucking action on the small amount of dick showing.
“He was a little sleepy, so I decided to pull the tip out and give him a sleeping slurpy.”
“ Chelsea gave Doug a sleeping slurpy around the fire. Everyone was shocked. But no one was more shocked than Doug.”
“ Chelsea gave Doug a sleeping slurpy around the fire. Everyone was shocked. But no one was more shocked than Doug.”
by chelsea666 January 31, 2022
A man who secretly sucks the cum off his hands when finished masturbating in the living room with company over while watching swimsuit models on cable.
He would be married and a behind the scenes pedophile. He would be JRD.
He would be married and a behind the scenes pedophile. He would be JRD.
His wife exclaimed, " Wow, I can't believe I married a Cum Slurpy ! "
When you are out at the bars, be extra careful not to approach a cum slurpy.
When you are out at the bars, be extra careful not to approach a cum slurpy.
by speckled platypus May 24, 2010
Say you go to the bar and order a drink special thats on sale, when you get it you think that it is the worst thing that you have ever drank. You then look at the bar tender and say "WOW this taste like butthole slurpy" the bar tender will most likely remember what you had if you want a "butthole slurpy" latter!
by Matt & Chris November 17, 2005
The liquid of delight that a female slurps from the male genitalia during the act, commonly referred to as "Giving Head"
I gave her a DNA slurpy!
by Dr. Schmegma May 15, 2003
by Alex and Neil April 7, 2009
by James "Big Dog" Vann August 19, 2007
when a male fucks a man or woman in the ass and cums in there butt. then inserts a straw and slurps out the cum/shit mixture.
Sean- dude last night Emily let me pull a hungarian slurpie on her!
Cole- that fuckin gnarly. the only way to gain self respect now is to hang yourself with an extention cord.
Cole- that fuckin gnarly. the only way to gain self respect now is to hang yourself with an extention cord.
by D-man choo November 12, 2009