Jerky Slurpy

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Jizz Cum The Act of Male ejaculation.

After the date, I gave kerry a Jerky Slurpy for dessert and made her take the bus home.

Jerky Slurpy by James "Big Dog" Vann August 23, 2007

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slurpin jerkey

verb. to suck on a really old shriveled up wiener

For a young girl, Tanya really likes to travel round the countryside slurpin jerkey, I wonder what her parents think?

slurpin jerkey by cornfritter October 26, 2010

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jerk and slurp

Getting Beef Jerky and a Slurpee

Man, let's go for a jerk and slurp.

jerk and slurp by Laurenzzo March 28, 2008

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Slurp and Jerk

On a bifurcated penis, performing a blow job on one side, while performing a handjob on the other side.

I can’t wait for this bifurcation to heal so I can get a good slurp and jerk!

Slurp and Jerk by SteffenHawking July 27, 2019

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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