5 definitions by Danny Valentine
by Danny Valentine December 8, 2010
An old lady crossed the street in front of my car and I got a murderboner at the thought of flooring it.
by Danny Valentine December 11, 2010
The single most popular death metal band, and indeed art form of any kind, in the known universe. The health of the world economy is dependent upon these musicians, who are prophesied to bring about an apocalypse of metal.
by Danny Valentine November 18, 2010
by Danny Valentine December 15, 2010
Slunks are underage calves trailing afterbirths and bacteria, generally in unsanitary and unfit condition. A calf may not be sold as food until it reaches a minimum age of six weeks. Prior to that time it is classified as a slunk.
by Danny Valentine November 29, 2010