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Slumbergate 

A conspiracy in the Dallas Cowboys football organization in which WR Terrel Owens along with fellow WRs (names don't matter) believe that Tony Romo makes special plays with his favorite reciever, and friend, TE Jason Witten in hotel rooms during road trips.

The wide reciever core called a special meeting on December 11 with the offensive coordinator to iron out the issue.
Guy 1: "Have you heard about Slumbergate?"

Guy 2: "Yeah. I think TO is just bitchin'."
Slumbergate by Kable24 December 19, 2008
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slumberbrate 

Ross: Hey Courtney, I just got a FBSS in Everquest!

Courtney: Let's slumberbrate!
slumberbrate by RBCG May 22, 2009

Slumbergloten 

A stupid bitch, who takes up 75% of a sleeping surface or more, and then denies that he did it at all....with the word chillllllllllllll
Angry man- John you slumberglotened all night...
John- chilllll
Slumbergloten by Ross and John April 13, 2007

slumberbater 

A slumbering man or woman who pleasures themself while in the presence of another slumbering individual. Unkowingly to the slumberbater they may or may not try to interact with said slumbering individual.
I didn’t know you where a full on Slumberbater
Oh I must have been slumberbating again... do you need a mankin.
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briefcake 

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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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