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Slumbergate 

A conspiracy in the Dallas Cowboys football organization in which WR Terrel Owens along with fellow WRs (names don't matter) believe that Tony Romo makes special plays with his favorite reciever, and friend, TE Jason Witten in hotel rooms during road trips.

The wide reciever core called a special meeting on December 11 with the offensive coordinator to iron out the issue.
Guy 1: "Have you heard about Slumbergate?"

Guy 2: "Yeah. I think TO is just bitchin'."
Slumbergate by Kable24 December 19, 2008
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slumberbrate 

Ross: Hey Courtney, I just got a FBSS in Everquest!

Courtney: Let's slumberbrate!
slumberbrate by RBCG May 22, 2009

Slumbergloten 

A stupid bitch, who takes up 75% of a sleeping surface or more, and then denies that he did it at all....with the word chillllllllllllll
Angry man- John you slumberglotened all night...
John- chilllll
Slumbergloten by Ross and John April 13, 2007

slumberbater 

A slumbering man or woman who pleasures themself while in the presence of another slumbering individual. Unkowingly to the slumberbater they may or may not try to interact with said slumbering individual.
I didn’t know you where a full on Slumberbater
Oh I must have been slumberbating again... do you need a mankin.

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

šŸ¤”šŸ«µšŸ»

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: šŸ¤”šŸ«µšŸ»
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026