Someone who loves touching and risking getting rat lungworm from slugs. or loves messing around with slug trails and doesnt care about the risk
Offensive Scientist walks down the road
"He sees some retarded girl rubbing her phone all over in a slug trail. as he can see shiny trails from the slugs
Offensive Scientist : Look at you. you fucking slug fucker. you want to be paralizized from the rat lungworm you stupid fucking slug fucker
Girl : OH YAS! I FUCKING LUV RAT LUNGWORM. OOOM. OOOM IM GONNA BECOME LIKE MY IDOL! SAM BALLARD!
"He sees some retarded girl rubbing her phone all over in a slug trail. as he can see shiny trails from the slugs
Offensive Scientist : Look at you. you fucking slug fucker. you want to be paralizized from the rat lungworm you stupid fucking slug fucker
Girl : OH YAS! I FUCKING LUV RAT LUNGWORM. OOOM. OOOM IM GONNA BECOME LIKE MY IDOL! SAM BALLARD!
by MittenKittyWithHugeTitties December 9, 2025
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