Slowmmels

Mats Hummels, a football player in the German National Team, and spent most of his club career at Borussia Dortmund and Bayern Munich. He is called Slowmmels due to him being as fast as a snail, causimg pacy attackers to routinely bypassing him

The stricker runs past slowmmels for the fifth time in 20 mins

by Hisoka3999 December 19, 2022

Slowmensia

The inability to move quickly or act in an urgent manner.

Eli watched his breakfast decompose as his slowmensia prevented him from eating quick enough.

by yr7soccer May 11, 2018