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Slow Squatch

When I giant Sasquatch of a person is obvious to obvious come ons, flirting or other sexual advances. The individual is usually a calm and gentle giant but dumb as hell when it comes to flirting
by Dave Squatch February 25, 2024
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Slobsquatch

n. (Slaw-b-skw-ah-ch)

The end result of a woman riding a bicycle seat for an extended period of time in warm weather. Often more pronounced in overweight or obese women.

A sweaty, limp vagina/underwear combination.

Also used as a pejorative term for a woman who is deemed gross or ugly.
"Girlfriend! I gots to get me a Summer's Eve after that bike ride. There's a slobsquatch in my drawers."

"Dude, did you hook up with that slizz from last night? Tell me she wasn't a slobsquatch."
by ted_logan April 30, 2010
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snowsquatch

Someone that plows or shovels snow
my boss called me me and asked if I could work plowing snow tonight. "I told him no I'm not a snowsquatch!"
by Bikin0mofo February 13, 2017
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