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Sloppy Sandwich

This can only occur when the woman partner is heavily engaged in a sickness of diarrhea, and a man inserts his penis into the anal cavity using a lettuce covering. The woman then proceeds to squeeze out any fecal matter she might be able to. She finalizes the transaction by sucking the dick until the penis is clean. Saving the lettuce for last
Dusty enjoys a sloppy sandwich from a guy rather than a girl.
Sloppy Sandwich by Ryan Sanchez January 28, 2006
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sloppy sandwich

1.)When a girl jacks a guy off with a peanut butter & Jelly sandwich.
Omg, my girlfriend gave me the best sloppy sandwich last night. I loved it.
sloppy sandwich by sam i am not 1 3 September 9, 2010

Sloppy Sandwich

When you lowkey want to bang ur best friends ex
Sarah really wants to see Jake tonight. But her bff Kelly just saw him last week. Sarah is serving a sloppy sandwich

Indian Sloppy Joe Sandwich

noun — A mythical culinary catastrophe said to occur when the digestive aftermath of a man's spicy curry collides with a woman's cleavage in a moment of chaotic intimacy. Often followed by vigorous chest percussion, known in folklore as “motorboating.” Not recommended by any major food safety authority.
"After Raj's third helping of butter chicken, he gave his girlfriend an Indian Sloppy Joe Sandwich"
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