sloppy john

When your chick puts a gob of rubbing vasoline in her mouth and then slobbers it all over your dick. She then proceeds to give you a nasty handjob.

My chick just gave me the nastiest sloppy john last night.

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She came back to my place afterwards, but we didn't even fuck—all I got was a sloppy john and an Indian burn.

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Sloppy John

We've only got hotdog buns so I guess we're having sloppy johns tonight.

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The ultimate sexual act where one takes a fried fish from a 2-star Long John Silver and precedes to use it as a condom while performing intercourse.

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when you cover your tally in manwhich and have your girlfriend lick it off.

Caren was so hungry she ate 5 sloppy johnsons for dinner.

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When a female suck ur dick and u smack her in the face with it

John hit Ciara in the face with his sloppy johnson

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When someone sticks a stick of butter in their ass and lets it out of their asshole.

Wanna get a Sloppy Johnny? Yeah man sure!

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