sloppy john 

When your chick puts a gob of rubbing vasoline in her mouth and then slobbers it all over your dick. She then proceeds to give you a nasty handjob.

My chick just gave me the nastiest sloppy john last night.

sloppy john by NotoriousK30304 December 11, 2013

sloppy john 

An absolutely atrociously given hand job.

She came back to my place afterwards, but we didn't even fuck—all I got was a sloppy john and an Indian burn.

sloppy john by IHaveNothingCleverToSay January 25, 2018

Sloppy John 

A sloppy joe on a hotdog bun.

We've only got hotdog buns so I guess we're having sloppy johns tonight.

Sloppy John by jakestl July 6, 2018

Sloppy John

When your partner takes a dump on your chest with the intent to arouse the other

Karen saved up a hefty load from her leftover hotdogs and gave me one hell of a sloppy John last night

Sloppy John by Ineta Jobby July 10, 2026

The Sloppy Long John Silver 

The ultimate sexual act where one takes a fried fish from a 2-star Long John Silver and precedes to use it as a condom while performing intercourse.

I heard you used the Sloppy Long John Silver on her.

The Sloppy Long John Silver by Moistmaster April 4, 2017

sloppy johnson 

when you cover your tally in manwhich and have your girlfriend lick it off.

Caren was so hungry she ate 5 sloppy johnsons for dinner.

sloppy johnson by Guy Ball October 4, 2006

Sloppy johnson 

When a female suck ur dick and u smack her in the face with it

John hit Ciara in the face with his sloppy johnson

Sloppy johnson by Sloppy Johnson April 19, 2019