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Happy Slappy Jam 

A kid-friendly word for male ejaculate procured through masturbatory efforts.
Person one: "I like to wibble the wubby and make my happy slappy jam."

Person two: "The fuck did you just say in front of my child?"
Happy Slappy Jam by Vorshack July 6, 2020

Sloppy James 

A sex act in which a particularly hairy man (usually named James) pours cooking oil on the floor of a truck stop mens room and proceeds to slide back and forth between two opposing glory holes offering up ass and mouth thus allowing him to service two men simultaneously. A more experienced worker can sometimes execute a move called the "Royal Rotation" where they spin 180 degrees between slides so each man gets a shot at both holes.
I walked into the Stuckeys on I40 and saw a line of truckers waiting for a "Sloppy James".
Sloppy James by SlyBoots1414 July 31, 2021

Sloppy James 

A vegetarian Sloppy Joe is a sandwich without beef, but with onions, tomato sauce or ketchup, Worcestershire sauce, and other seasonings, served on a hamburger bun.
"This veggie Sloppy James sandwich is yummy without the beef."
Sloppy James by Veganveg November 26, 2021

Sloppy Jamal 

Hey that sloppy joe looks different. Yeah, thats because its a Sloppy Jamal, it has easy cheese in it too.
Sloppy Jamal by Amturdbaron September 15, 2019

sloppy jamin 

A guy that thinks he’s cool but he’s a faggot and curses a lot for no reason
That guy curses a lot… he must be a sloppy Jamin
sloppy jamin by anonymous November 26, 2023