Sloppy Jalloppy 

This is a term for getting a blow job from an elderly women who has taken her dentures out. She will "gum" the penis into a sensationally different and some would say a better feeling experience.

"Hey grandma, tell your roommate to come here and give me a sloppy jalloppy"
"Hey, how much for a good sloppy jalloppy?"

Sloppy Jalloppy by Moonbouncer January 13, 2009

sloppy jallopy

#1 A term given to someone who made a/lots of bad decisions under the influence of alcohol or drugs.
#2 refering to another person as nasty, dirty, or just plain yuck.
#3 being under the influence to where you are not coherant

#1 Matt you're a SLOPPY JOLLOPY; you hump that?
#2 Ugghhh, Jen is a SLOPPY JALLOPY.
#3 Niel was SLOPPY JALLOPY last night.

sloppy jallopy by DB4L-SHOTS January 26, 2007

sloppy jelloppy

A dirty, contaminated, or messed up vagina; a loose vagina. I vagina that's been worn out.

Don't mess with her! She got a sloppy jelloppy!

sloppy jelloppy by JJT09 August 13, 2010

Sloppy Jaloppy Chin wipe 

When you are having sexual intercourse you ejaculate on to you're partners chin then you’re partner inhales you’re semen then you urinate on to you’re partners nipples this will cause yore partner to have a granny fit. You will then get worried and bake some waffles and massage them on to her buttocks, this will revive her and take a dump on to her nose this will make her go "yes"

B: I had a sloppy jaloppy chin wipe whit my wife
J: I also had one with my hamster

Sloppy Jaloppy Chin wipe by Billy Bob Goat June 17, 2009

Sloppy Jaloppy Big Man on Toppy 

The group of significant figures that are praised on sloppy joe Tuesday

Ben: Hey wanna go pray to the sloppy jaloppy big man on toppy
Joe: Bet

Sloppy Jaloppy Big Man on Toppy by Cleft lardson January 22, 2021

sloppy jaloppy

The act of when you bust a nut in your hand and smack the girl your having sex with in the face

I really want chris to give a sloppy jaloppy it would be funny

sloppy jaloppy by isleeks October 17, 2018

Sloppy jaloppy

When you smashin form the back and you pull yo sosij out and pour your manly milk on your palm and then smack the shit out to girl with it.

Yo ma mans bob Ross gave his girl a sloppy jaloppy last night and fractured her skull and got that shit all up in. Her eyes

Sloppy jaloppy by Wellfuckmybuttandcallmejimmy December 30, 2018