Sloppy Jalloppy

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This is a term for getting a blow job from an elderly women who has taken her dentures out. She will "gum" the penis into a sensationally different and some would say a better feeling experience.

"Hey grandma, tell your roommate to come here and give me a sloppy jalloppy"
"Hey, how much for a good sloppy jalloppy?"

Sloppy Jalloppy by Moonbouncer January 13, 2009

Words you can keep

sloppy jallopy

#1 A term given to someone who made a/lots of bad decisions under the influence of alcohol or drugs.
#2 refering to another person as nasty, dirty, or just plain yuck.
#3 being under the influence to where you are not coherant

#1 Matt you're a SLOPPY JOLLOPY; you hump that?
#2 Ugghhh, Jen is a SLOPPY JALLOPY.
#3 Niel was SLOPPY JALLOPY last night.

sloppy jallopy by DB4L-SHOTS January 26, 2007

sloppy jelloppy

A dirty, contaminated, or messed up vagina; a loose vagina. I vagina that's been worn out.

Don't mess with her! She got a sloppy jelloppy!

sloppy jelloppy by JJT09 August 13, 2010

Sloppy Jaloppy Chin wipe

When you are having sexual intercourse you ejaculate on to you're partners chin then you’re partner inhales you’re semen then you urinate on to you’re partners nipples this will cause yore partner to have a granny fit. You will then get worried and bake some waffles and massage them on to her buttocks, this will revive her and take a dump on to her nose this will make her go "yes"

B: I had a sloppy jaloppy chin wipe whit my wife
J: I also had one with my hamster

Sloppy Jaloppy Chin wipe by Billy Bob Goat June 17, 2009

Sloppy Jaloppy Big Man on Toppy

The group of significant figures that are praised on sloppy joe Tuesday

Ben: Hey wanna go pray to the sloppy jaloppy big man on toppy
Joe: Bet

Sloppy Jaloppy Big Man on Toppy by Cleft lardson January 22, 2021

sloppy jaloppy

The act of when you bust a nut in your hand and smack the girl your having sex with in the face

I really want chris to give a sloppy jaloppy it would be funny

sloppy jaloppy by isleeks October 17, 2018

Sloppy jaloppy

When you smashin form the back and you pull yo sosij out and pour your manly milk on your palm and then smack the shit out to girl with it.

Yo ma mans bob Ross gave his girl a sloppy jaloppy last night and fractured her skull and got that shit all up in. Her eyes

Sloppy jaloppy by Wellfuckmybuttandcallmejimmy December 30, 2018

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026