by TheseArentRealWordsLol July 26, 2017
Get the Slombè mug.A buck toothed bastard who has an offensive face, over populated by tombstone sized teeth and a goofy twat laugh. They are never short of having a ill informed bigoted opinion or a supply of irritating goofy laughs, often accompanied by spindles of repulsive saliva ....
God I hate that stupid slobber chopper bitch, I would like to smash her face in with a golf club. Again, I really should not have married her !
by flash gordon ramsey March 8, 2019
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by Oreca91 May 22, 2012
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An ostensibly modest declaration of the long duration, sumptuous quality, or unlikely circumstances of one’s sleep, immediately identifiable by the recipient as a thinly veiled boast.
(intransitive verb)
To attempt to lower one’s friends’ self-esteem by boasting about how well, how much, or how flexibly one sleeps.
An ostensibly modest declaration of the long duration, sumptuous quality, or unlikely circumstances of one’s sleep, immediately identifiable by the recipient as a thinly veiled boast.
(intransitive verb)
To attempt to lower one’s friends’ self-esteem by boasting about how well, how much, or how flexibly one sleeps.
1. “Wow, I just slept all the way from Bangkok to London in coach.”
“Thanks for that slumberbrag, Glenn, you pompous, rejuvenated jerk.”
2. “I was feeling pretty good about my life until Todd came in and slumberbragged all over me.”
“Thanks for that slumberbrag, Glenn, you pompous, rejuvenated jerk.”
2. “I was feeling pretty good about my life until Todd came in and slumberbragged all over me.”
by cartostrata February 2, 2020
Get the slumberbrag mug.Someone who gives the gluck gluck 9000 without question. Someone well versed in the gush gwuak gag. They literally suck life out of you.
Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll never experience this act from again.
Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll never experience this act from again.
Guy 1: Dude, i miss my ex so bad.
Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.
Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.
by Dusty Knuckles November 23, 2020
Get the Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer mug.To eat with extreme verve and panache. To really slap on the proverbial feed bag. Usually best accomplished at local restaurants featuring a buffet or an "all you can eat" event.
Dude, I really slobbed at the buffet last night. It was harsh; Woke up this morning, brushed my teeth, shaved, and shat like an animal!
by Carl De Riot September 24, 2007
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After receiving a blow job from a girl on the top bunk of bunk beds, the act of jumping down to the ground in such a way that your slobbery, erect penis slaps the person occupying the bottom bunk in the face.
After receiving a blow job from a girl on the top bunk of bunk beds, the act of jumping down to the ground in such a way that your slobbery, erect penis slaps the person occupying the bottom bunk in the face.
Now you are really gonna get it... I was only going to shroom slap you, but now I'm going to give you a slobbery long john!
by Rampaging Lumberjack September 29, 2009
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