Slomber 

Walking around aimlessly with no real desire. Usually during the morning after a night of heavy drinking.

Man: "Dude, you were so crazy last night! Loooool!"

Dude: "I know man, now I gotta slomber back over to my girlfriends house before she wakes up and realized she was sleeping with my sex doll and not me. I still feel drunk."

Man: "That sucks dude, god speed on getting back home."

Dude: "Yeah man. *buzz* I just got a text from my girlfriend...she wants to break up...and she's taking the doll..."

Slomber by Niffboy3 June 18, 2010

slobber chopper

A buck toothed bastard who has an offensive face, over populated by tombstone sized teeth and a goofy twat laugh. They are never short of having a ill informed bigoted opinion or a supply of irritating goofy laughs, often accompanied by spindles of repulsive saliva ....

God I hate that stupid slobber chopper bitch, I would like to smash her face in with a golf club. Again, I really should not have married her !

slobber chopper by flash gordon ramsey March 8, 2019

Eternal Slumber 

Euphemism for death.

Never will he wake from his eternal slumber.

Eternal Slumber by Oreca91 May 22, 2012

slumberbrag 

(noun)
An ostensibly modest declaration of the long duration, sumptuous quality, or unlikely circumstances of one’s sleep, immediately identifiable by the recipient as a thinly veiled boast.

(intransitive verb)
To attempt to lower one’s friends’ self-esteem by boasting about how well, how much, or how flexibly one sleeps.

1. “Wow, I just slept all the way from Bangkok to London in coach.”

“Thanks for that slumberbrag, Glenn, you pompous, rejuvenated jerk.”

2. “I was feeling pretty good about my life until Todd came in and slumberbragged all over me.”

slumberbrag by cartostrata February 2, 2020

Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer 

Someone who gives the gluck gluck 9000 without question. Someone well versed in the gush gwuak gag. They literally suck life out of you.

Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll never experience this act from again.

Guy 1: Dude, i miss my ex so bad.

Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.

Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer by Dusty Knuckles November 23, 2020

Slobbery Long John

Also known as "Slobbery Long Jawn".

After receiving a blow job from a girl on the top bunk of bunk beds, the act of jumping down to the ground in such a way that your slobbery, erect penis slaps the person occupying the bottom bunk in the face.

Now you are really gonna get it... I was only going to shroom slap you, but now I'm going to give you a slobbery long john!

Slobbery Long John by Rampaging Lumberjack September 29, 2009

Plastic Surgery Slumber Party

A party where people wear 10 pounds of makeup, the thottiest clothing they can get their hands on with a pair of vinyl stilettos and large fake eyelashes. A few minutes into the party and the place is covered with glitter, broken glass, and puke. The partygoers enjoy themselves with pink frosting, cocaine, and champagne. Fights usually break out during this time that involves hair being ripped out and free nose jobs. These parties usually end 2 days after it begins.

Person No. 1 - "OMG, yesterday at Britney's plastic surgery slumber party I had the best time of my life. I snorted tons of cocaine, got white girl wasted, and ate 4 cans of Pillsbury frosting."

Person No. 2 - " Why didn't you invite me, we could've whooped some basic bitches while we were there."

Person No. 1 - "Don't worry, I whooped tons of ass while I was there."

Plastic Surgery Slumber Party by pink cocaine March 29, 2021