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Wendy: where is the kitchen

Candice: next to the slobon
Wendy: what the hell is a slobon

Candice: slobon this dick
lamar: Nigaaaaa
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Slobon

We are still trying to find out who it is
Biggest mystery till this day
Do you know slobon is?
by SofT_TrOn September 14, 2022
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Slobovia

The ancestral homeland of slobs everywhere.
Of course my room is a wreck, I'm from Slobovia!
by I, Wreckerrr September 26, 2020
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Slobovia

Slobovia is a mythical homeland of the Slobs. It provides a handy excuse for sloppiness.
Hey, of course my desk is sloppy, it is a national tradition of Slobovia, my ancestral homeland! Proud home of the Slobs, you bigot!!
by I, Wreckerrr September 14, 2020
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Slobovian consulate

This is a sloppy, unkempt place representing the proud Slobs people of Slobovia.
Gawddd, this place is so nasty it must be a Slobovian consulate!
by I, Wreckerrr December 3, 2020
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Slobovo

Slobovo is the favorite TV clown and prime minister of Slobovia!
And now a word from our favorite clown and Prime minister - Slobovo!!! Honk - honk - crash squirt!!!!
by I, Wreckerrr December 3, 2020
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Slob on my knob

1: DUUUUUUUUDE she slobed on my knob

2: Slob on my knob
Like corn on the cob
Check in with me, and do your job
Lay on the bed, and give me head
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
Juicy is my name
Sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts
Lick on my butt
The natural curly hair, please don't touch
First find a mate
Second find a place

Third find a bag to hide the whole face
by THE ENDERMAN June 19, 2012
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