slobber jaw

when an old lady gives you head and doesn't have any teeth so the dick just rolls around creating alot of slobber that tend to run out the mouth/jaw

Larry: "the old lady at the nursing home went to town on my dick she gave me the ol' Slobber Jaw"

Mark: "just like mom use to make"

slobber jaw by Mark Bash August 29, 2006

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Slobber Jaw

1. The best punk band to come out of Lewiston, Idaho.
2. Punk rock superstars.

Dude, did you hear Slobber Jaw play 'Politically Erect' last night? The was a fucking smash hit.

Slobber Jaw by Johny Awesome April 18, 2012

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slobberjack

Getting your dog to slobber on your cock while you jac off

Look at mike he’s doing a slobberjack

slobberjack by Dildojac May 22, 2018

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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