Slippery Steeve

A douchey guy who will insert his bone into anything with tits. This includes but is not limited to fat chicks, grenades, cougars, gmilfs, and even transsexuals.

Yo dude my tinder date turned out to be a fuckin land whale, but I pulled a Slippery Steeve and nailed her anyway.

Slippery Steeve by Some Chump August 20, 2016

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Slippery Steve

When, while taking a dump, one allows a turd to partially leave the ass, and then pulls it back into and out of their asshole repeatedly. Also called "shit fucking".

Rob: "What took you so long in the bathroom?"

Steve: "I was giving myself a Slippery Steve."

Rob: "That's.... terrible."

Slippery Steve by salvatore iii December 15, 2008

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Slippery Steve

Someone who cannot be trusted and will often do things behind somebodies back, generally an absolute twat.

Guy 1: Is Joe still flirting with your girlfriend?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's such a slippery steve

Slippery Steve by JTowers July 28, 2010

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Slippery Sleeve Slap

After having sex with a partner with a condom, poke holes in the tip and slap your friend across the face, this completing the slippery sleeve slap

"Yo, I slippery sleeve slapped Derek last night and it went everywhere"

Slippery Sleeve Slap by Krillbait March 28, 2021

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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