Slimfinger
Meat, I called that "Slimfinger" running the Moline tournament, and she knew nothing about the game times.
Slimfinger by KBvsFLW November 5, 2008
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Shitfinger
The result when one's finger(s) rip through the toilet paper and protrude into the anus during post-defecation cleanup.
Shitfinger by Joe_C388 June 11, 2011
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Shitfinger
One who cleans out his own arsehole with his index finger after he shits in somewhere other than a toilet.
Shitfinger by TheEveryman May 16, 2009
shitfingers
An insult meaning that a person metaphorically has his/her fingers covered in shit. A synonym for 'shit disturber'.
shitfingers by King Byron August 22, 2008
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Shitfinger by Sonny Black Monster December 21, 2008
Shitfinger
v. - To intentionally collect shit (feces, including dingleberries, butt sweat, etc.) onto one's finger (commonly the middle finger, being the longest) and, upon exiting the bathroom or other relief area, then seek out a particularly intolerant, insufferable, jerky, arrogant, drunk, or otherwise undesirable person (see also: shithead) and proceed to approach them from behind (or sneak up on them), grab them by the face, and stick the shit-greased finger past their lips and into their gums (but not beyond, so as not to get bitten).
This act is one of extreme boldness, bravery & conviction, and should be reserved only for the worst offenders and/or situations where one can escape quickly and with ease.
"Once you figure out what it is, then you realize someone did it on purpose."
This act is one of extreme boldness, bravery & conviction, and should be reserved only for the worst offenders and/or situations where one can escape quickly and with ease.
"Once you figure out what it is, then you realize someone did it on purpose."
Ned: Jesus, that guy is an asshole.
Larry: He might just be drunk.
Ned: No, he's still a tremendous asshole, he's been like that the whole concert. You should've heard him when we came in, too.
Larry: Is it bothering you that much? Then fuck it, give him a shitfinger, right in the gums. I've got your back.
Ned: Yeah. Man, I never do that, but that fucking guy deserves it. Hold my beer, I'm going to hit the port-a-potty and will be right back.
Larry: He might just be drunk.
Ned: No, he's still a tremendous asshole, he's been like that the whole concert. You should've heard him when we came in, too.
Larry: Is it bothering you that much? Then fuck it, give him a shitfinger, right in the gums. I've got your back.
Ned: Yeah. Man, I never do that, but that fucking guy deserves it. Hold my beer, I'm going to hit the port-a-potty and will be right back.
Shitfinger by SnacksCCM September 26, 2018
Shitfingering
A method in which a person expresses themself by mindlessly typing toxic BS on the internet, in hopes that their wild
left field opinion will be taken up as fact in the hearts of their reader.
left field opinion will be taken up as fact in the hearts of their reader.
Shitfingering by Jaquelyn Victoria May 31, 2018