Definitions by KBvsFLW

Baltimore Colt'd 

When a significant other (usually female) moves out of your apartment or residence in the middle of the night with no notice whatsoever, taking all of her clothes and belongings.

**Reference to the Baltimore Colts 1984 move to Indianapolis in the middle of the night.

Meat, when I got back from the football game at Glenbard South, she had Baltimore Colt'd her shit out of there.

Baltimore Colt'd by KBvsFLW March 10, 2009

Slimfinger 

A female in position of authority and/or knowledge, yet falls way short of such distinction.

Meat, I called that "Slimfinger" running the Moline tournament, and she knew nothing about the game times.

Slimfinger by KBvsFLW November 5, 2008