Slimbon

AI generated pictures of food

Dude that’s so obviously a slimbon, the bread on that sandwich is all fused together

Slimbon by alvareins June 24, 2024

slambony 

A instant boner. When you do not expect or want it. It is quite embarrassing.

When Jackie walked into the room I got a slambony.

slambony by Jay Ford December 9, 2008

Slimboy Fat 

A derogatory term taken from the famous DJ Norman Cook's preferred stagename, Fatboy Slim. Cook being quite a thin character, it's obvious the derogatory term is an inverse of this, directed at obese people.

Bully: HEY SLIMBOY FAT LOL
Obese guy: Shut up, it's glandular.

Slimboy Fat by I Define the Internet June 21, 2010

Slambonytonied 

The state of being immeasurably stoned or high.

Nick: *hits bong* Dude I am slambonytonied right now.

Garrett: You're tonied?!?

Nick: Slambonied.

Slambonytonied by OccupiedGarrett February 2, 2023

Skimbone 

An unusually skinny and long dick. Also referred to as the opposite of a chode.

My girlfriend wanted a blow-job but I knew my skimbone would go too deep.

Skimbone by KwazyWordMan April 1, 2015

Slambone 

(1) To describe hardcore sex that can be defined as sick nasty, nailed to the wall, or railing of the opposite sex

(2) To describe someone of the opposite sex as extremely hot or doable.

(3) To describe an extremely satisfying action or situation.

Most preferably used as: Slambonein

Other uses:

(1) Slambone

(2) Slamboned

(3) Slamboneing

(4) Slamtastic

Example sentences:

(1) Damn that girl was slambonein!

(2) Damn, last night was a sick nasty, nailed to the wall, slambonein night!

(3) I was slambonein that girl last night!

Slambone by Rav8es July 14, 2009

Slimdong Millionaire 

A man of financial prowess whose pork sword is unusually thin.

Karen: Does Mr. Steinberg have a solution to this quarter's budget deficit?

Secretary: You expect such a task of a slimdong millionaire?

Karen: You're right, that slimdonged mofucka couldn't stretch a McDonald's straw with that piece.

Slimdong Millionaire by The Silent Dildographer June 15, 2016