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Skimbone 

A Skimbone is a long but very skinny penis. They are known to reach 5-11 inches long but there usually only about a half inch thick.
Billy was about to give me some painal, but then he pulled a twizzler out of his pants . It took me a bit to realize that it was his penis. He then started crying and swinging his skimbone at me.

Me smokem skinbone 

When a Native American women tells you that she likes giving blow jobs.
When I snuck into her teepee , she immediately untied my buckskin pants and held my cock by her lips as she looked up to me and said me smokem skinbone.
Me smokem skinbone by Goesph October 2, 2021

Me Smokem skinbone 

When a Native American tells you they are gonna suck your cock.
The big fat Squaw pushed me backwards into her teepee after along night of drinking spirit water and ripped down my buckskin pants and pulled my cock out as she rubbed it across her lips and looked up at me and said me smokem skinbone and proceeded to sucking my cock
Me Smokem skinbone by Goesph October 3, 2021
My g skinbone is lit
skinbone by Mafew 777 December 30, 2020

skirboney 

That guy is acting like a total fuckin skirboney!
skirboney by Bulberdiño August 8, 2024
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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