Skimbone

An unusually skinny and long dick. Also referred to as the opposite of a chode.

My girlfriend wanted a blow-job but I knew my skimbone would go too deep.

by KwazyWordMan April 1, 2015

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Skimbone

A Skimbone is a long but very skinny penis. They are known to reach 5-11 inches long but there usually only about a half inch thick.

Billy was about to give me some painal, but then he pulled a twizzler out of his pants . It took me a bit to realize that it was his penis. He then started crying and swinging his skimbone at me.

by SupremeChodeOverlord May 8, 2016

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Me smokem skinbone

When a Native American women tells you that she likes giving blow jobs.

When I snuck into her teepee , she immediately untied my buckskin pants and held my cock by her lips as she looked up to me and said me smokem skinbone.

by Goesph October 2, 2021

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Me Smokem skinbone

When a Native American tells you they are gonna suck your cock.

The big fat Squaw pushed me backwards into her teepee after along night of drinking spirit water and ripped down my buckskin pants and pulled my cock out as she rubbed it across her lips and looked up at me and said me smokem skinbone and proceeded to sucking my cock

by Goesph October 3, 2021

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