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slide dick

Expression for refusing sexual intercourse with someone based on predetermined criteria.
Gurl, I don't slide dick for just anybody. He gotta be fine as hell and hustling that bank.

Man, I don't slide dick with every woman, she's gotta at least go out on the first date. I've got standards, bruh.
slide dick by jtj143795 September 13, 2017
Words you can keep

Kentucky Slide Dick-in

The act of inserting a penis in any orifice using fried chicken grease as lubrication.
Do want that Kentucky Slide Dick-in for here or to go?
Kentucky Slide Dick-in by Nordine October 20, 2021

Dick Slide

Slang for lube.
Dude! You got dick slide all over me!
Dick Slide by Kill Bot 3000 January 18, 2009

dick slide

The act of writing on a keyboard with your penis in a flippant, comical, nonsensical way.
Jeff: fsdasdhf;jsdlgkjsdfgl;kdf;lg
Steve: Dude, did you just dick slide?
Jeff: HAHA YE. I FUCKLEN CALPED UPT A GUDASS DIC SLID.

dick n slide 

The act of putting many buckets of cum onto a tarp and using it as a slip N slide for your whole family.
What do you have planned for the party?
I've got a serious dick N slide ready.
dick n slide by BillyBobJoeBobjr. January 1, 2017

Side Dick 

A guy you're seeing on the side. A side chick but for girls.
Marcus is my manz but Bob is my side dick.
Side Dick by VanessaStaceyandMartha December 25, 2016

Side Dick 

For a girl, the guy they smashing on the side; male side chick
William is my manz but Noah is my side dick.
Side Dick by Daddy N December 4, 2018
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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