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Sleepy PP 

Sleepy PP is perhaps the most infamous pedophile in American history. According to folklore, he would travel from village to village, sneaking into homes and fondling the penises of young boys while they slept. Children would report hearing the words "Sleepy PP" whispered into their ear before awakening to an empty room.

Encounters with Sleepy PP precede the English settlement of America in the early 1600s. He is depicted in several Native American petroglyphs throughout the western United States. His story is often told around campfires as "The Legend of Sleepy PP".

American pop band, The Monkees, wrote a song about Sleepy PP titled "Nightmare Believer" which featured lyrics, "Goodbye, Sleepy PP / Oh don't touch my wee wee" but were forced by their record company to change the title to "Daydream Believer" and lyrics changed to "Cheer up, Sleepy Jean / Oh what can it mean. Nevertheless, the song reached No. 1 on the U.S. Billboard Hot 100 chart in December 1967.
After being the first boy at the sleepover to fall asleep, Robert was paid a visit by the spirit of Sleepy PP.

I heard the words "Sleepy PP" whispered into my ear and a cold fist wrapped around the shaft of my penis; when I awoke, no one was there. Goodbye, Sleepy PP.
Sleepy PP by Sleepy PP October 7, 2019

sleepy pp 

a person with a bad dick.
man i had a sleepy pp last night had to take lots Viagra
A Sleepy PP is a slang term used for a male whom has erectile dysfunction, this term was created to poke fun at the fact men who cannot get erections are usually lazy bums who sleep all day. Along with their penises, they just stay limp and sleepy all day.
"Charlotte's boy friend can't even please her! He must have a Sleepy PP"

pp go sleepy 

where you piss like a frickin gallon of.. well pee, and then knock out
Mom: "Timmy you have school tomorrow, so pp go sleepy"
Timmy: "fine you naggy old bitch
pp go sleepy by chonkerman May 27, 2020
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