Sleepy J

Whilst receiving a handjob, your girlfriend falls asleep. You must then finish up.

My girlfriend fell asleep and I had to pull a sleepy J.

by weinerhuggeryaya December 2, 2011

Sleepy j

Sleepy j falling asleep while giving a handy j

Man Brandi fell asleep the other night I got a sleepy j

by Waihk July 8, 2018

Sleepy Joe

A pathetic excuse for the President of the United States. Sleepy Joe has made a mess of our Country, and has little to no value to offer in American Politics.

Person 1: Crap, Sleepy Joe is messing around with Russia and Ukraine!

Person 2: UGH, hasn't he done enough? I Mean he created a border crisis, ruined our economy, Killed 13 Service Members, Left thousands of Americans in Afghanistan, Destroyed Millions of American jobs, and the price of gas is SO FREAKING HIGH!!!

Person 1: IKR, well I guess all we can do is wait for the Civil War and keep chanting "Let's Go Brandon!"

by big _brain_me January 25, 2022

“Sleepy” Joe

A person who sniffs children and women and touches them inappropriately.

Did you see that guy? He was acting like “sleepy” Joe around those kids.

by Sleepy Joe Biden December 7, 2020

Fuck Sleepy Joe

Worst President candidate ever. Hides his Alzhemier's Disease. A Chinese Communist Party stooge.

Fuck sleepy Joe is a CCP stooge.

by anonymous December 7, 2020

Sleepy Jenkins

the act of creeping into a blacked out person's bed with the intent of hooking up

Aron: Did you hear about Jill?

Melissa: No! What...?

Aron: She got crunked and passed out at Eric's party last Saturday and woke up to him giving her a sleepy jenkins!

Melissa: Ew!! What a creep! I hope he doesn't try that shit at my parties...

by undefined313 November 10, 2010

Sleepy John

a penis with Erectile dysfunction

Eric Mott has a sleepy john and he cries about it.

by Ugly pants April 12, 2011