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Sleepy j 

Sleepy j falling asleep while giving a handy j
Man Brandi fell asleep the other night I got a sleepy j
Sleepy j by Waihk July 8, 2018

Sleepy Joe 

A pathetic excuse for the President of the United States. Sleepy Joe has made a mess of our Country, and has little to no value to offer in American Politics.
Person 1: Crap, Sleepy Joe is messing around with Russia and Ukraine!

Person 2: UGH, hasn't he done enough? I Mean he created a border crisis, ruined our economy, Killed 13 Service Members, Left thousands of Americans in Afghanistan, Destroyed Millions of American jobs, and the price of gas is SO FREAKING HIGH!!!

Person 1: IKR, well I guess all we can do is wait for the Civil War and keep chanting "Let's Go Brandon!"
Sleepy Joe by big _brain_me January 25, 2022

“Sleepy” Joe 

A person who sniffs children and women and touches them inappropriately.
Did you see that guy? He was acting like “sleepy” Joe around those kids.

Fuck Sleepy Joe 

Worst President candidate ever. Hides his Alzhemier's Disease. A Chinese Communist Party stooge.
Fuck sleepy Joe is a CCP stooge.
Fuck Sleepy Joe by anonymous December 7, 2020

Sleepy Jenkins 

the act of creeping into a blacked out person's bed with the intent of hooking up
Aron: Did you hear about Jill?

Melissa: No! What...?

Aron: She got crunked and passed out at Eric's party last Saturday and woke up to him giving her a sleepy jenkins!

Melissa: Ew!! What a creep! I hope he doesn't try that shit at my parties...
Sleepy Jenkins by undefined313 November 10, 2010

Sleepy John 

Eric Mott has a sleepy john and he cries about it.
Sleepy John by Ugly pants April 12, 2011
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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