Sleepy Guy

The sexual position sometimes favored by men who need to awaken early and prefer to receive a good nights sleep, as opposed to having sex.

Yeah, Angel is a freak, but I think I am gonna rock the sleepy guy position tonight.

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A friend that is invited to dinner parties and bars and ends up dozing off and closing his eyes in public

Dude we went out with GK and he shut his eyes midway through a beer.. what a sleepy guy!

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National Sleep With the friend zoned guy day

October 16th. This is for the friend zoned men. This is the day where any of your close female friends have to sleep with you ;)

“Hey come over”

“No we’re just friends”

“But it’s national sleep with the friend zoned guy day”

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can i get uh...two french guys banging at a sleep over

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