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Sleeper Hold 

A person who intensely masturbates and as he or she reaches their climax, they simultaneously chloroform oneself.
Yo homebroski, last night I was peeping in on this chick who was finger banging herself hella hard moaning and screaming and right as she was experiencing her delicious orgasm she covered her mouth with a chloroform soaked rag knocking herself out instantly! It was the picture perfect Sleeper Hold dudes!
Sleeper Hold by Fatt Unit April 29, 2011

African sleeper hold 

When a large black man comes up behind you and strangles you with the pocket giraffe he calls a dick.

This usually happens at the least opportune time, such as balancing your check book or reading a story to children.
Father: And Hansel and gretel lived happily ev-BWAWHGAWHGHG!

Humongous black man: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE BITCH! YOU GONNA DIE!

Onlooker: Now THAT'S an african sleeper hold if I've ever seen o-BAWAHWGAHWG!

San Francisco Sleeper Hold 

Shoving your own head up your ass and clenching
Listening to Cardi B made me want to put myself in a San Francisco Sleeper Hold

Colombian Sleeper Hold 

When receiving oral sex, one crams their genitalia into the giver's throat until they either pass out or die from lack of oxygen.
Tom: Yo Eric guess what, I gave Kathy was given a Colombian sleeper hold last night.

Eric: Holy shit man thats wicked hot!

blow job sleeper hold

When a guys pushes a girls head into his lap in the hopes of getting a blow job.
Sean put Lauren in blow job sleeper hold last night and she ended up vomiting in his lap.
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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