Sleep Pussy

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Adult male who is afraid of staying up too late for fear of compromised ability or virility the following day.

“P-Maddy insisted upon going to bed at 8pm the night before our second day of skiing because he is a sleep pussy and wanted to ski his very best..”

Sleep Pussy by paulmaddthang February 5, 2022

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cold biscuits and sleepy pussy

Two things men can't stand.

There are two things I hate-cold biscuits and sleepy pussy

cold biscuits and sleepy pussy by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011

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sleep puss

The physiological effect that extraordinary pussy has on the male recipient causing them to immediately fall asleep for a significant time frame thus allowing the female to go about her day without being bothered by the aforementioned male.

Girl....I'm trying to go to the club with y'all but first I have to put down the sleep puss so I can party in peace!

sleep puss by Nurse bean April 3, 2016

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sheep pussy

a sheep pussy is A lil bitch with jew hair that can't handle any fucking situations even if it's fucking easy as all hell.

Fucking bitch ass Ross cant do anything since he has jew hair and is fucking retarded. With his fucking afro.

So a sheep pussy is a lil bitch.

sheep pussy by SquietSquirt May 7, 2018

pussy sweep

The little price of pubic hair that grows above man’s lip also known as a purity stach when using the term pussy sweep you want to highlight the persons virginality

Shave that pussy sweep jack smith and finn mechielsen

pussy sweep by Pearl and ruby May 20, 2023

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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