Slaydick 

a homosexual male version of Buffy who defeats evil doers by defacing their reproductive organs in hopes of deterring evil doers in the future. Primary weapon is a pink box cutter.

The Slaydick saved us all.

Slaydick by Slaydick March 26, 2009

slapdick 

Someone who doesn't know what the hell they are doing or what is going on. An idiot who never knows anything.

- "Doesn't Brett know that the street he just turned into is a dead end?"
- "Damn what a fucking slapdick, he always gets lost"

slapdick by Aubtin March 10, 2008

Slapdicking 

To figuratively knock one another's dicks around playfully as to stray from a primary focal objective

After the game coach tells the players that if they weren't always slapdicking around they might actually win a game. S'go guys

Slapdicking by Balls Sydon October 29, 2013

slapdick 

SLapdick, someone who doesnt know what the hell their doing, and proceeds to fuck up

what in the hell where you thinking you slapdick!

slapdick by Fred July 23, 2004

Slapdickery 

Slapdickery is when a bunch of stupid shit is happening around you or when you are in close proximity to one or more slapdicks.

I can't believe anyone is fucktarded enough to vote for Biden, but 80 million fucktards is a buttload of slapdickery.

I've got to get the fuck out of this Starbucks, it's loaded with Liberals and I can't handle the slapdickery.

Slapdickery by geederd November 28, 2020

Slapdick 

Slapdick,Someone who doesn't know what the hell they're doing and proceeds to fuck up

what in the hell where you thinking you slapdick!

Slapdick by wolf15668 October 11, 2013

Slapdickery 

It is an adjective which is used to describe the disagreement of someone else ideology, or if something does not go your way.

"I don't know if I can come to New Years at your place this year"

"Why? School doesn't start until Jan. 9th"

"Not for me, next term starts Jan. 2nd"

"That is some slapdickery right there."

"I concur"

Slapdickery by igotpubichairinmymouth November 19, 2011