Slaven't

A Considerable Non Slave

Ahh, how you been Slaven't?

by GlocJay. June 12, 2022

Shaven’t

A contraction of should not have.

You shaven’t gotten me that donut.

by Owen F. March 2, 2020

The Slaven

Convincing or the act of trying to convince the hookup from the night before to perform oral sex the following morning, after she has just finished vomiting.

The Slaven doesn't work well when her breathe smells like cheap vodka and breadsticks and she's still drunk enough to slur her words.

by Mike "God" Ditka September 24, 2007

The Slaven

Attempting to solicit fellatio the morning after sex, after the girl has vomitted. An alternate version involves cheeseburgers, in which one attempts to solicit fellatio the morning after sex, while eating a cheeseburger.

- That girl was so sick last night...
- Yeah, and you know what the best part was? This morning he tried the slaven, but she was too hungover and sloppy.
- Too bad.
- Yeah, but he told me the cheeseburger he got from Five Guys right before was delicious.

by ProbableCause October 23, 2007

ruston todd slaven

a very confused,mean,lies to much,has pretty hair,can't make up his mind,someone who doesnt think he is broken up with a girl if she doesnt give him a good reason for breaking up with him.

ruston todd slaven is the example.

by bob marley. October 16, 2008

slave to the slit

A man who is dominated by his wife or girlfriend and therefore has no time for leisure activities or socialising.

Chris couldn't make it tonight. I think he's become a slave to the slit.

by Quimbonda June 15, 2008

Slave to Society

Someone who agrees and follows societal norms and trends, or someone who is "normal".

I was a slave to society once.

by CybermanFord August 4, 2017