Slappy Pappy

To slap a girl across the face with your well endowed johnson

Hey... She is into the rough stuff! She likes me to give her the "slappy Pappy"

by El Donko Deluxo June 27, 2003

Slappy Pappy

To hit your grandfather in the face with your jewels. ;)

I just did a slappy pappy and he grounded me for two weeks! I don't think he gets the joke!

by kyleBUTT October 3, 2008

ur granny pappy a trappy slappy

Worst insult ever to be said, could destroy the whole universe.

Steve:ur grandpap a trap
Bobby:ur granny pappy a trappy slappy

*steve fucking gets fucked along with the universe while bobby becomes god of everything*

by Not Giant Dad May 17, 2018

snappy pappy

A guy who is a solid 7, but can easily be considered an 8 or a even a 9 once you realize he's a good dad

A man who wouldn't normally get a second look, but earns extra attractiveness points when others realize he's a nice guy

Wow! I never really noticed him before, but ever since I saw him with his kids, he seems super hot. What a snappy pappy!

by Mandi Harmony August 30, 2016

Sloppy Poppy

Poppy. But she is very sloppy.

That is pretty much it

omg you have the sloppy poppy touch. ewwwwww

by davey-buzz January 27, 2021

Sloppy Poppy

Ejaculating with such huge force and volume in your chick's mouth that it causes her to gag and throw up on your recently emptied wang..

Alene barfed and gave me a "sloppy poppy" after I spewed like a firehose in her throat

by Bwana B. November 25, 2005

Sloppy Poppy

The act of salivating in a persons asshole in order to use as lube. Typically requires a lot of spit and accuracy.

Mike laid me down and gave me the best sloppy poppy I’ve ever received.

by Wey tú yung September 9, 2022