Slamfucked
Used to describe a state of complete chaos within a restaurant, usually because of a massive dinner rush, holiday, or lack of staff.
Slamfucked by OfficeBoi July 23, 2009
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Slamfaced
The state of being so intoxicated, your face always looks as if it was just slammed against the wall.
Bro #1: Dude, look at Nathan over there on the sofa. He's just surrounded by Pabst tall boys.
Bro #2: He's so slamfaced.
Bro #2: He's so slamfaced.
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Slam Fucked • Saltfucked • shamfucker • Shamfuckery • Shatfucked • Slambucket • Slamfaced • Slutfucked • Stafucked
slamfuck
Wild and vigorous sex done with the intention of putting the other person through the wall. The wall may be literal or metaphorical. The point is to fuck the person hard, deep, and with quick, almost violent strokes. Despite the nature, the slamfuck is usually done with good intentions.
slamfuck by D.S.Machina October 25, 2006
Saltfucked
verb; usually used in past tense; To loosen the cap on a salt shaker such that used, the cap detaches resulting an miniature mountain of salt on the food or surface below.
That girl just saltfucked me and now my tofu is ruined.
Dude, I’m going to saltfuck your mom tonight.
Dude, I’m going to saltfuck your mom tonight.
Saltfucked by Moby_Prick December 29, 2016
StarFucked!
The act of getting screwed over by a starbucks employee on your way to work or somewhere were starbucks coffee is an absolute necessity. Because we all know that starbucks employees really care about the difference between mocha latte and a regular latte.
Sue: LIke i was on my way to a early bird special sale at kohls and so i figured id get a double mocha latte. and the stupid guy gave me a dark mocha espresso wit whipped cream.
Lil. god what an insensitive jerk.
Sue: yeah he totally StarFucked! me.
Lil. god what an insensitive jerk.
Sue: yeah he totally StarFucked! me.
StarFucked! by CHOCOLISHISH July 6, 2009