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slampiglets 

girls who act like sluts and there in grade 8 and get their pussy slammed more than a 27 year old.
"Snap foo i slammed that grade 8 bitches pussy to da floo last night!"

"That little skank. she gets fucked more than i do... and im 27!"
slampiglets by BB December 21, 2004

spread-eagle slampig 

A spread-eagle slampig, or "slammy," for short is a adjective describing a loose woman or man. In other words, someone who is openly sexually active and is usually associated with being dirty. Very easily become sexual prey or is willing to engage in sexual acts with strangers.

I.E. in the military these women or men are considered "moral gear," where anyone willing is able to have a turn.
Example: "I thought that girl was a slut before, but she's been around so much she's more of a spread-eagle slampig!"

Example 2: "I wouldn't be caught in between the sheets with that "slammy", I don't want to contract any diseases.

slampiglet 

like a slampig, but for girls under 13
my little sister is big slampiglet
slampiglet by Ace April 13, 2004
(N) The girl at a party with muffin tops hanging over her 2-size-too-small jeans, cleavage all poppin' out her shirt and who has been slammed by at least three guys there.
Guy 1: Look, Chris is talking to that hog.
Guy 2: Yeah that's Noey, total slampig. She's like a basketball, we all pass her around when there isn't anything better out there.
Slampig by Butthead121 December 24, 2009
a female who loves to have sex; under 13, they are called slampiglets
My girlfriend is quite a slampig.
slampig by Ace April 13, 2004
A female you use just for sexual activities and thinks she is worth more than that.
Female: So are we going to hang out today?
Male: Am I gonna get some?
Female: I have my period
Male: Sorry I have something I need to do today.

Female: So are we going to hang out today?
Male: Am I gonna get some?
Female: OK.
Male: OK come over.
Slampig by RYS October 18, 2004
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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